Game 2: High School Cliques

Are you trying to find yourself? Do you feel like the world hates you? Are you fat? Do I have a solution for you? Yes! Join a high school clique and it will solve all of your problems! Join the jocks a become a real jerk over night!

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You don't play sports? No matter! Buy yourself a pair of white k-Swiss b-ball shoes, some baggy jeans and pink polo and you are in like flint! But don't forget to pop that collar! If the the jocks don't fit your fancy just take your pick! You could join the goths! the boozers! the druggies! the rocker! the band nerds! the choir nerds... and the list goes on and on. To find yourself become like everyone else! It is a great way to formulate you identity!

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Your not in High School any more? No matter! Cliques can stay intact for the rest of your life. No need to get married! No need to move out of your parents place! No need to go away for college! You can be sure that all of your high school buddies will gather every Monday night at the bowling ally and you will never need to grow up! If that does work, no matter! That's what the homecoming game is for! Relive the best days of your life through high school football! You could even hang out with your little brother or sister while they are in high school!

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Your little bother/sister isn't cool? Help them achieve the same level of coolness you achieved so they can have a wonderful life just like you!

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Your 29 year old? When you hang around the high school, people give you dirty looks as if you are so sort of creep? No matter! Also now available is "Face Book"! Not only can you stay connected to your old friends from high school but you can have a place to spend your Saturday nights! And you don't even have to leave your computer! With "Face Book" you can even stalk those you used to have a crush on in high school! Or even better those who are currently in high school who you have a crush on!

Does this sound like the life for you? Of course it does!

Join a clique now! Call 1-800-Find-a-clique-for-me-so-I-can-feel-accepted-even-though-I-am-really-really-weird!