Game 3: The War on Terror

Now that President Bush has extended the war on terror to include old ememies of his father and every arab-looking american, I thought that I could give him some other ideas of group on which he could declare war in the name of terror. All things that scare America's should and ought to be exterminator.

• All haunted houses must be the first to go. Someone made a terrible mistake when they put "terror" in their name, e.g. "The House of Terror."


• Cancer


• Westley Snipes, because he scares me to death, almost


• The dark


• Childhood obesity


• Will Ferrel because his name almost rhymes with terror


• Moss


• The word "moist"


• Yao Ming


• Rugby


• MySpace


• CNN