In the mind of a mad man...

Friday, July 28, 2006

Heat Wave

We all know this heat wave is a direct result of global warming, but what we don't all know is what is causing the globe to warm so. Some would say it is a result of the increased carbon-dioxide in the atmosphere and the destruction of the rain forests. Foolish. Others would say there are ups and downs in weather patterns that have occurred from the beginning of the earth. Weak. The former argument lacks scientific proof, and the latter is an easy cop out. The real reason behind global warming is much more scientificly sound AND much more subtle AND much more disturbing AND scarier AND much... more... fffffiiiiiissshhhhy, yes fishy. It has been proved with a great deal of irrefutable evidence that the band Journey is responsible for global warming. We all know that the heat started in the 80's and science has proved that the irresistible sounds and its adjunct waves that this lone band creates directly reacts with the ozone molecules and then breaks it down, creating an ever increasing hole, because once the music started it never has stopped.

Friday, July 21, 2006

Scrabble

For years and years I watched with disgust as my mother played Scrabble. What a boring and frustrating game especially for a kid who hated reading. Who knows or cares that "Xu" and "Ti" are words? Not even the most avid readers. Oh my mom knows though, along with all the other two letter words in the Scrabble dictionary. And what is up with the name "scrabble" its not a word? Anyway, like Paul on the road to Damascus I have seen that light. I now know that "Qat" is a word. I care a great deal to know that "Ex" and "Xi' are words. I now know the strategic uses of the letters "S". I am in no way more than a novice, but a novice I am and an expert will I become.